Double Your Pleasure, Double Your Fun
Terrance Lile (Uncle Terry)
If you have one stick of gum and receive
another stick of gum from Tina, how many sticks of gum do you have?
Does their sum equal the enjoyment of two sticks of gum? Yes. Now,
if you have one wife and steal your best friend’s wife does their
sum equal the enjoyment of two wives? No. Sticks of gum, apples,
oranges and wives, cannot be compared. Grade school should have
taught us that monogamy is the best path to a successful
relationship. In today’s society though we seem to want more and
more and more.
Imagine the life of a polygamist where one
wife cooks, while the other cleans. Picture having your back, and
feet massaged at the same time. It’s a great fantasy isn’t it?
Wouldn’t it be nice to have two gals fierce in bed and be able to
send one home to her mother when you needed a break? Well, it’s
time for a wake up call! This is a FANTASY!!! Realistically, one
wife would be screaming at you to set the table, while the other
complains about the mess. Who cares about your back? Not only will
you have to massage two backs, you’ll have to do their stinky feet
afterwards. Let’s be honest, if your wives are okay with the
arrangement, they are probably sluts. This would mean that they are
definitely NOT, “take home” material.
Guys and gals, stop fooling yourselves. Get over your large egos and
“player” attitudes. Finding someone you love brings you the
greatest pleasure in the world. The trust that the two of you share
is bigger than any menageatrois, or other multi-sexual connection
one could ever have. We all get a little jealous now and again, but
with trust in a relationship we are able to take a deep breath. As a
couple, you work together to improve each other as people. For a
single person to make a decision is difficult. Adding a second
opinion can lead that person on the right path in executing the best
choice. Throwing a third person in the mix can lead to cloudy
judgment and worst of all, doubt.
When one is not fully committed to another, what is stopping them
from sleeping with Heather or Jon down the street? If someone is not
committed to you, make sure you are tested frequently for STD’s.
You never know what your partners are gathering. When going to a
buffet, sometimes you are hesitant getting certain food. Did you get
the point?
If you ignore everything else, take this
single fact to heart: having more significant others leads to way
more work. This isn’t a Double mint Gum commercial where you can
argue that two girls are twice the fun. There’s only so much time
in a day so if, Time = Wife, and Wife = Fun/Work, then Time =
Fun/Work. Since Time is a constant let’s take a look and see what
happens when we have two wives. (2) Wife = (2) (Fun/Work), therefore
Time = (2) Fun / (2) Work. Then (2) Work*Time = (2) Fun, simply
divide and… ok screw this. You’ll be working all day to please
your mate(s), no matter how many you have. If quality time is
divided between two or more lovers, that’s only a fraction of
love. Who wants only a fraction of lovin’?
If for some reason you desire relations with someone else, perhaps
you shouldn’t be married. Marriage is about the bond between two
people who are in love, not three, or four. Toss your apples and
oranges out the window. Stay focused on a single big picture; your
one true love. Besides, if your friend finds out you took his wife,
he’s going to be pissed.
Author Terrance Lile brings you Ask Uncle Terry, one of the newest, fastest growing sexual education sites on the web. Unlike anything else, the site has blended information for the enjoyment of great sex, while at the same time encouraging abstinence until in a committed relationship. The site uses humor and cartoon-like images to make its point. If you are looking for x-rated stuff you will not find it here. Still, it is crammed full of sexuality information that is sure to give you a lift. http://www.askuncleterry.com
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